Be Like the Water

After besting the Star King, Mahr-kas Aurelius, in single combat, preventing Sava Mirko from reuniting the four fundamental forces and destroying the universe, and mastering hard light technology I, Tennessee Walcott Baverman, was to be the first Earth man to travel through time. Was. They turned on the blasted thing and Scout Holloway was hit with a coke bottle. Concussed. He’ll live. General Savage eighty-sixed the mission. A coke bottle flew out of a fold in spacetime. Somethings will always endure. There was a message in the bottle like in the movies. A corrosion of Italian that loosely translates to “help”.

Make me feel

Dumb.

Capture my yellow

Flag.

It straddles my

Waist.

Must love my

Dust.

There’s someone at the bar checking him out and dodging return fire. 

“I’m really watching football. Swear it! Who needs sound anyway?! Let’s go, Tom and the guys with the funny hats on their helms!”

You should just go talk to him. You don’t want anyone who doesn’t want you anyway.

i look so coot

I’m debating whether or not I should turn my skinny jeans into jorts because I no longer have shoes that go with them as they are now. I should just do it. If I don’t I’m not going to wear them at all, and if I do I’ll wear them at least once more. 

• the lyrics were probably written by Keri Hilson
• Google Keri Hilson and Rick Ross
• they did a song together
• you’ll see why i think she wrote these lyrics

• meet some cool people though.
• And that new Beyonce song is stuck in my head.
• I’m imagining myself dancing to it with B as i type this.

• Sry I am disappoint.
• A friend invited me to her BBQ where I proceeded to be a social tarantula.
• She spiked my punch with whiskey and abandoned it five unbearable sips later.
• Her roommate (whoisalsomyfriend) offers me some sake and made the worst face. I tried my best not too, but it was horrible. Like (what sucks really bad?).
• CASTOR OIL
• I have no idea what to do with myself in these social situations, and unlike you all i can’t get drunk a let go of my inhibitions.
• I need drugs.
• I could see she felt bad about my not liking the sake considering i had already told her that i don’t drink. I just have to get better about asserting that about myself.
• Words of the Day: about, horrible,
• She also tried to dance sex me
• bullet points are awesome